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Thursday, April 1, 2010

The longest non-sequitur in history

"Oil, of course, is a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules where, where it's going to where it's not but and in the, in the sense of the Congress today they know our very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. So I believe that what Congress is going to do also is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans who get stuck holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, it's gotta flow into our domestic markets first."


If one were to venture a guess on who the above quote belongs to, we needn't look far. Why it's the Caribou Barbie herself, Sarah Palin from the great state of Alaska. I know that Palin-bashing is getting old and we have probably heard every joke there is on her, but this quote is just too good. "A fungible commodity" that doesn't "flag"and the "molecules", seriously, what the flip? Besides needing lessons in World History, she needs lessons in syntax and grammar too. Palin seems incapable of speaking in full complete sentences. She strings her sentences together in a bunch of non-sequiturs. In her book "Going Rogue" this is what she says about eating meat: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come he made them out of meat?" ("Going Rogue," page 133)

It is amazing to see all these people coming out of the woodwork for her. People who appear to be intelligent, coherent and articulate and yet they choose this person as their 'leader'. 
 

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